On 30/03/15 21:41, ARW wrote:
A simple note on the front door that says "I know that there is an
election and I could not give a ****. So please do not post any of your
"Vote for me" ****e through my letter box or knock on my door to ask how
I will be voting. Thanks"

Best thing I've seen so far is this:

http://vps.templar.co.uk/Cartoons%20...vote-ukip1.jpg

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