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On 20/02/2015 17:49, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 20 Feb 2015 17:45:13 -0000, Nightjar insert my
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On 20/02/2015 17:06, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
...Most people don't place anything other than cigarettes
in
ashtrays.


That is one thing an ashtray in my house would not be used
for.

Don't most non-smokers just not have ashtrays?

I suspect most people acquire the odd one or two and they are
remarkably
useful receptacles for oddments.

They aren't very nice to look at,

Handy for throwing at the cat tho, particularly the granite
ones.

If the cat misbehaves, they have a handle at the back.

Much more viable to throw a granite ashtray at it.

Much more fun to swing a cat.

can't you find something else for that purpose?

Corse he can, but chooses not to.

Why would he choose to have something ugly as an ornament?

It isnt an ornament, its for throwing at the cat, stupid.

What's wrong with a brick?

Those are for ****ting, stupid.

We have clean water over here, we don't get so many intestinal
problems.

But you have all those feelthy foreigners and their curry.

I eat only British food.

where do you find that?

I admit it's quite rare.

And who wants to 'live' on haggis ?

That's Scots not Brit.

But up in Scotland most of the immigrunts are the other side of Hadrian's
wall.

And any Scot with even half a clue left long ago.

Nope.

Too cold for them up here or something.

Or something, actually.

What is that something if you think you know better?

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