On 10/02/2015 05:17, Nick wrote:
In message , Adam
Aglionby writes
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...400246/BandQ-s
ends-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-memo-warning-staff-to-expect-soar-in-demand-fo
r-cable-ties-and-rope.html
Should make for some unusual excuses in A&E

I heard it was written by a woman in this century, so that rules it out
on two counts