On 4/4/2015 7:47 PM, Gordon Shumway wrote:
On Sat, 04 Apr 2015 13:34:17 -0600, wrote:

The Easter Bunny delivers dyed eggs to at least half the homes in North
America, as well as other parts of the world. That's many billions of
eggs. Every egg must be boiled and then dyed, and after that, they must
be delivered. All the eggs are prepared the day before Easter, or they
would get stale. This is a HUGE job for one bunny. How does he do it?
He must boil eggs in huge vats which boil a million eggs in one batch.
Just the thought of such a huge vat being operated by one bunny is a
frightening thought. What if the Easter Bunny fell in to that vat? That
would surly be the end of Easter forever.

But it appears that the Easter Bunny has been doing this for thousands
of years, and even at a very old age, he can still do all this work, and
does it well. This seems to prove that eating eggs is healthy, because
he dont even have arthritis.

But there seems to be some missing facts.

1. The Easter Bunny does not appear to have any Elves to assist him with
all this work. HOW DOES HE DO IT?

Government assistance

2. The Easter Bunny does NOT have a sleigh pulled by reindeer. HOW DOES
HE TRANSPORT ALL THOSE EGGS, ALONG WITH THE CANDY AND BASKETS?

Al Gore helps with his private jets.

3. I've never heard of the Easter Bunny coming down the Chimney. How
the heck does he GET INTO LOCKED HOUSES?

He has many helpers world wide. People like Travon Martin, Michael
Brown and their ilk are more than happy to assist in home invasion.

4. What color is the Easter Bunny (BEFORE dying eggs), and what color is
he (AFTER dying eggs)?

Hey, that's racist!

5. Is the Easter Bunny really a "HE" or is it a "SHE"? (Does it wear
pants or a dress).

Now you're being sexist too!

6. Last but not least, is his/her REAL name "Peter Cottontail" ('LEGAL'
first and last name).

Now you're trying to profile the poor critter! Enough.

These are all questions left unanswered, and inquiring minds want to
know!

HAPPY EASTER!

Local county park used to have an "Easter Egg Hunt" but changed it to
the "Spring Rabbit Hunt".

The bunny, accompanied by county officials, came in a helicopter.