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GREAT NEWS - JESUS CHRIST IS DEAD

According to the news,
They killed the son of a bitch earlier today!

Maybe now we I can finally do my home repairs without being disturbed by
Mormons, Jehovass Witness, and other religious idiots banging on my
door. Better yet, maybe we can finally achieve world peace, since most
wars are fought over religious beliefs.

Plus I'll probably save at least $200 a year on ammunition needed to
shoot those religious idiots that bang on my door, and another $1500 a
year for door replacement, due to excessive bullet holes!


LOL