On Mon, 23 Mar 2015 14:16:16 -0400, Stormin Mormon
wrote:

My theory is that these are energy storage devices, and
people of today use them instead of eating food. They plug
em in, and take power from the hand held devices. Which is
why you see older people in restaurants chatting and eating
and drinking. But you don't see younger people chatting and
eating and drinking. They just keep poking these hand held
rectangles.

A mother just took away one of these gadgets. The "child" put bleach
in her beverage.

_Girl tried to kill mom with bleach-laced drinks: Girl peeved mom took
iPhone _

http://www.examiner.com/article/girl-tried-to-kill-mom-with-bleach-laced-drinks-girl-peeved-mom-took-iphone

Mom expects to confiscate the new Apple 5G nail clippers.