GOOD MORNING DEAR RECRUITS...................

Pleasance and Your Colonel recently joined an HMO dental group. Their low
prices are what steered me. For instance, a number of routine services are
actually free each calendar year. You can't beat free. ^@^

Anywho, we were filling out the new patient forms, and I noticed it wanted a
social security number. "I don't go there," I said to the little
receptionist girl, a cute slender blonde. (Lacking my Pleasance, she woulda
been right up my alley.)

"Well, Mr. Burke, the problem is that without it I can't enter your
information into our computer. It requires a social security entry," she
said.

"I see. Well then, just enter all zeros or a bogus number," I replied.

She did--one or the other--and soon we met our new dentist.

Nuff said, with the exception of this: Stand Firm and Be Brave, just like
you did in Nam.

Opinions?