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Default Things you'll never see.....

Things you'll never see.....

A Size 1 Shoe.

A home with solid gold plumbing.

A 29.99 dollar bill.

A house built entirely with feathers.

A one ton U.S. Minted coin.

A silent (alive) human women. (except those without vocal chords).

Wireless electricity sent via satellite.

A two foot long parade.

Instant water.

A third sex (gender). (surgical manipulations excluded)

A home with the roof in the ground and basement on the top.

A mobile home skyscraper.

A bank file for bankruptcy.

People born alive without any face.

A 5 mile long snake.

A 20 ton human being.

A square car tire.

Square billiard balls.

A battery that lasts a century and never needs charging.

A human mind powered by Google. (computer nerds excluded)

Clear (colorless) bread.

A concrete candle that ignites.

A "Darkbulb" (turn it on and day becomes night)

A politician who never lies.

A hand tool that requires NO HANDS.

A day with NO WEATHER!


Go ahead, add to this list.... It'll be fun!