On Sat, 24 Jan 2015 09:29:14 -0500, "Mayayana"
wrote:

Put it on Craigslist with a note that the recipient will
need to take it out themselves.

Have your guns and ammo ready when you invite a person from Craigslist
into you home. If they injure themselves on your property they may sue
you. Shish. What if this critter damages the counter top?