On Sun, 18 Jan 2015 14:35:12 -0800, Oren wrote:

On Sun, 18 Jan 2015 13:32:06 -0800 (PST), bob haller
wrote:

My wife insisted on a long life 10 year smoke CO2 detector.

at 2 months old it failed, alarming for co2, she freaked and called the fire department, along came the police and EMTs

Buy her a sewing machine to keep her busy so not to bother you.

Do not let people "insist" what you do.
You aren't married, are you???
Perhaps not married any more is more accurate??