In article , DanG wrote:

Or: No matter how you shake your peg, the last three drops go down your
leg.


No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last little dribble goes
down your pants. . .

Short horns need to mozy closer to the trough

On 1/8/2015 4:28 PM, wrote:
A local public building has a sign in their Men's restroom, above the
urinal.
It reads:

"Please stand closer to the urinal.
It's shorter than you think!"

I got a good laugh out of this, and wanted to share it!

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³Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive,
but what they conceal is vital.²
‹ Aaron Levenstein