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Default Adventures in home ownership and joke telling

On 1/9/2015 5:47 PM, philo wrote:
Here is one for your wife:

Q.: what do you get when you cross the Atlantic
with the Titanic?

A.: About half way

If you don't get the eyebrow, you didn't tell it right!




She did not bother to raise her eyebrow for that one.

Most of the time my deliver is so bad, there is no hope


My Mom used to tell jokes, and get them wrong. We'd heard
the joke before, so we knew how it was "supposed" to go.

I can remember one such, but it's PG13 rated, not sure I should
tell it here.

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