On Sun, 26 Apr 2015 10:26:42 -0700 (PDT), rangerssuck
wrote:

On Sunday, April 26, 2015 at 12:33:08 PM UTC-4, Jim Wilkins wrote:
"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
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There are reasons not to move south. Here are two of them:

Cottonmouths don't appreciate affection:

http://www.outdoorhub.com/news/2015/...italized-bite/

Bullets ricochet off of armadillos:

http://www.outdoorhub.com/news/2015/...ts-mother-law/

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Ed Huntress

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil

Way more frightening is the State Assemblyman who, in 2005, wanted to change the name of the New Jersey Devils hockey team because:

"I've always cringed when people say they're going to see the Devils," said Stanley, a deacon at Newark's Bethlehem Missionary Baptist Church. "The merchandise, the paraphernalia is based on the actual demonic devil. Personally, it causes a little bit of an issue with me."

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/sport...e-change_x.htm

Yes, there really are people who are that stupid.

They live mostly in south Jersey. Note the areas marked
"Pineys...Pineys everywhere," and "Ghetto in the Woods":

http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/blog/...ew-jersey-ever

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Ed Huntress