On Sun, 26 Apr 2015 12:33:12 -0400, "Jim Wilkins"
wrote:


"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
.. .
There are reasons not to move south. Here are two of them:

Cottonmouths don't appreciate affection:

http://www.outdoorhub.com/news/2015/...italized-bite/

Bullets ricochet off of armadillos:

http://www.outdoorhub.com/news/2015/...ts-mother-law/

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Ed Huntress

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil

We're still after him. But it's dangerous down there in the Pines --
the woods are overrun with barefoot Republicans playing banjos...

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/08/us/08land.html

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Ed Huntress