I'm told slow eddy has been sobbing hysterically as well as ****ing and ****ting himself.

Here's why:


http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireSto...beach-30407478

"Ricky Taylor won the Prototype pole Friday for the TUDOR United SportsCar Championship's Tequila Patron Sports Car Showcase at Long Beach.

Driving the No. 10 Wayne Taylor Racing Corvette DP, Taylor broke the track record with a lap at 1 minute, 14.790 seconds on the downtown street circuit to edge Scott Pruett."

His engine-

Earnhardt Childress Racing Technologies-built 5.5-litre displacement Chevrolet Small Block V-8 (600 hp)"