Per Dan Espen:
Dead in a ditch.
MUCH better than a hospital bed.
If I had my choice, I'd go the way Nelson Rockefeller died,
in the saddle. I'd settle for having a shovel in my hands
though, considering the more common alternatives.

Sometimes I think I'd pay for a service:

- I go in to be IQ-tested two or three times
a year.

- Nobody ever tells me if I pass or fail.

- Two failures in a row, and the contract
goes out: Whatever it is, it's quick,
it's relatively painless, and I never see
it coming.
--
Pete Cresswell