On Sat, 20 Dec 2014 16:20:38 -0600, philo* wrote:

On 12/20/2014 11:58 AM, wrote:
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"Not a smoker" means someone who isn't hooked and doesn't normally
smoke. It doesn't mean someone who never smokes under any circumstance.
So, to say "I'm not a smoker, but I had a cigarette at last year's
company Christmas Party" is not a contradiction.

I used to watch that bunk all the time on Sunday morning TV where some
TV evangelist would say "If you ever sinned, you are by definition a
"sinner"", and I thought "What bunk". If I pounded out something that
didn't make sense on a piano, does that make me a "musician"?






Last time I had a cigar was 20 years ago.

Who knows , maybe I'll have another at my funeral?



If I ever smoked one it would likely be a few days before my funeral -


If I knew that I only had two day to live, I don't think I'd have a
cigar, I'd be worried about what it would do to my health!
The day I smoked a cigar would be a few days before my funeral
because it would KILL me. On the spot.