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On Wed, 26 Nov 2014 16:08:26 -0500, "dadiOH"
wrote:

And that is to make sure you put him down, ASAP.


A few years ago, not far from where I live, a guy killed a cop and his
canine. IIRC, he shortly later killed another cop. Needless to say,
there was a MASSIVE manhunt. They found him a day or two later, told him
to come out. When he did, someone yelled, "GUN" and the next thing you
knew, the guy was dead on the ground. He had been hit 65 times. Can you
say, "Swiss cheese"?

Did he have a gun when he came out? Nope. Did anyone care? Nope.


Bah. He didn't need a gun. Make a furtive move. Cops will write good
reports.

(done by stealth : surreptitious) - sneaky, shady, shifty, slippery,
sly, sneaking, stealthy...

Never let the facts interfere with the writing of a good report.


Like: The subject appeared to have a seminal like fluid in his undershorts.

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Tekkie