When Miley Cyrus gets nakkid and licks a hammer, they call it Art and Music.
When I do it, they say I'm wasted and make me leave Home Depot.

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Only a few men can be truly free; to be, in the proper sense of the word,
sui juris, master of his own time and powers, and able to say every morning,
"This day is my own." Your Colonel is one of those men.