"Dave Plowman (News)" writes:

Got a mention on R4 the other day - they were sort of comparing
supermarkets and why Aldi and Lidl were so successful.

....

The contributor said they'd just gone in for a 'tin of beans' and had come
away with a chain saw too. ;-)

Gone in for a pound of sausages, come home with a cordless drill, a
wetsuit, an inflatable dinghy and a portable generator.

THE BALLAD OF LIDL AND ALDI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL7jyXCQ2Zc

And there's hatchets and hamburgers and there's tins of beans and peas
And a petrol driven chainsaw for cutting bits off trees

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Alan J. Wylie http://www.wylie.me.uk/