On 05/11/2014 19:53, ARW wrote:

d) Walk aimlessly around the shopping centre for 30 minutes searching
for me whilst carrying the faulty extension lead with you. And don't
even think about winding up the lead before walking around the shops
looking for me - you need to drag 10m of trailing flex behind you.

This must be what you have trained him to do. I have no idea why, though?