On Tuesday, October 14, 2014 3:39:42 PM UTC-4, wrote:




mine is new and in a unopened box





its been siting in my house for over 35 years unopened





That is good. You should make your profession in comedy. I'm still chuckling after reading that. I sure hope mathematics or anything requiring logic are not your livelihood.



"Its new" and its "over 35 years" old!!! Can't argue with logic like that.

new as in: Steel Strapping on box is not broken so box is not open.. mint condition.

new definition google https://www.google.ca/?gws_rd=ssl#q=new+definition

"2. already existing but seen, experienced, or acquired recently or now for the first time."