"WhinYett" wrote in message
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I am in the process of clearing out our "pig sty" (it was one many years
ago). It has been used by 3 hoarders including myself over several
decades. I have unearthed two items which nobody seems prepared to take
from me:-

i) CO2 cylinder. 5ft long job labelled distillers company! It is not
empty.

ii) a 25litre drum containing some variety of petroleum spirit. The area
was once used for painting/spraying and much car maintenance.

Ask the local pyromaniac if he wants to have a play?

Set fire to the petrol stuff, put it out with the CO2, repeat until it's all
gone.