"Bill Wright" wrote in message
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WhinYett wrote:

ii) a 25litre drum containing some variety of petroleum spirit. The area
was once used for painting/spraying and much car maintenance.

1. Wait 'til midnight, then go and park on a layby where there's a gulley
cover. Pour the spirit down the gulley. Wait five minutes. Start your
engine. Reach out of the car window and drop a match down the gulley.
Drive away very quickly.

2. Bottle it, copy some Vodka labels and stick them on, sell it to the
local Pakistani off licence.

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