On 09/11/2014 04:21 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 9/11/2014 6:52 PM, Todd wrote:

I hope the Lord forgives your confusion.

That is not very Mormon of you:


I am still going to hit you over the head with a rolled
up newspaper. Maybe I will even make you fix my celestial
dishwasher. :-)

-T

You're telling me that you don't understand
Mormon teachings (this is really obvious)
and then telling me I'm not very Mormon of
me (when you aren't sure about our teaching).
And then you provide more quotes out of context.

That was not out of context. Morani was describing me,
especially as I refer to him as the "Deciever", which is
another Christian word for the Devil.

And Morani meant exactly what he said. I quoted you straight
from lds.org. The quote was not some non-Morman's
opinion. What is on lds.org's web site is what you
are suppose to believe.

If it is not what you believe, open the Bible at
the Gospel of John and meet the Christian Jesus.


I have nothing more powerful to do, than to stand
back and encourage you to write more, at length.

I do tend to run on.


This is really getting good.

And then you threaten violence. That's very ....
is that Christian of you? You tell me.

Now who is taking things out of context? Do you
really think I am serious about smacking you with
a newspaper in heaven? (Course, it would be funny
to hear you complain about about not being a dog.)

You really can't tell when something that ludicrous
is a joke? (I was telling you in a round about way
that I did not think you were going to hell.)

At length,
and use plenty of scripture (mis)quotes, please.

In the scripture I sent you, there is no wiggle room.
It is not misquoted.

Exodus 20 New King James Version (NKJV):
The Ten Commandments
And God spoke all these words, saying:

“I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the
land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.

You shall have no other gods before Me.

You shall not make for yourself a carved image—any
likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that
is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water
under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor
serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God,
visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children
to the third and fourth generations of those who hate
Me, but showing mercy to thousands, *to those who love Me
and keep My commandments*.


And he *really, really means it*. As a DEAD LEVEL MINIMUM,
if you want to be a Christian, you must follow the commandments.
Of course, if you have a revelation, and it passes your stink
test, that says all of the above it toilet paper, then
that is another thing. Doesn't pass my stink test.

-T

If you ever get tired of your Christian friends going to
hell or somewhere in between, then ...


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Christopher A. Young
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