On Tue, 9 Sep 2014 12:08:54 -0400, "Jim Wilkins"
wrote:

"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
.. .
In the news lately I've noticed that the ISIL jihadis seem to prefer
Toyota trucks (Taliban prefer Nissan). I was having lunch and
thinking
about marketing when I realized that Toyota may be missing a bet to
expand their market.

So I wrote this ad over my Ruben sandwich:

[headline]

'What, me worry?' asks Mohammed ("Sheik") Yerbouti. 'Not in a
Toyota.
They're terrorist-tough.'

[text]

Ask the Jihadi who rides in one: "When you're bouncing across a
stinking desert in the back of a pickup, with a bug-eyed camel
jockey
behind the wheel, you want to know that you aren't going to get a
shock absorber up your butt," says Sheik Yerbouti."Toyotas are
terrorist-tough!

"Whether you're racing to a beheading or shooting your 20mm
anti-aircraft gun, a Toyota can take it -- day after day -- and you
know your doors won't fall off.

"They're terror-ready, with padded bed liners, removable coffin
handles, and a two-handed fire axe for up-close and personal jihad.

"Toyotas are versatile, too. When the jihad is over, you can pack a
dozen goats in the bed. And what's a jihadi with a Toyota pickup and
a
dozen goats? Super Fly!"

[tagline]

'Toyota Trucks are Terrorist-Tough!'

--
(copyright) Ed Huntress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBXXtvyZaVY


Ha-ha! 'Good one.

--
Ed Huntress