I know everyone here loves a nice WD40 story ...

A fabrication worker sprayed a colleague in the face with WD40 in a row about a new pair of overalls, a court heard last Tuesday (26 August).
However, James Burt (54) was cleared of assault after his defence lawyer argued that he had sprayed his subordinate, Mariusz Adamowicz (36), with the penetrating water-displacing oil by mistake.

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