On Fri, 29 Aug 2014 09:23:56 +0100, Bob Henson wrote:

Uncle Peter wrote:

On Fri, 29 Aug 2014 07:49:20 +0100, The Medway Handyman wrote:

On 28/08/2014 22:42, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Thu, 28 Aug 2014 18:02:06 +0100, The Medway Handyman
wrote:

On 23/08/2014 22:24, Capitol wrote:




Did I ever tell you about the cyclist my daughter attended who had 'de
gloved' his penis?

Just how is that possible on a bicycle?

Entirely possible when you fall off at speed....

When I fall off something, I tend to land on my limbs. How on earth do you land on your penis?

Depends what you were doing at the time. I heard about a taxi driver who
pulled out to avoid a child and fell off the sofa.

ROTFPMSL! "Daddy, what were you doing to mummy?"

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