Bicycle, crash hat and accident
On Fri, 29 Aug 2014 07:35:43 +0100, Bod wrote:
On 28/08/2014 22:42, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Thu, 28 Aug 2014 18:02:06 +0100, The Medway Handyman
wrote:
On 23/08/2014 22:24, Capitol wrote:
Dennis@home wrote:
On 23/08/2014 20:45, Uncle Peter wrote:
Everyone has to die some way.
True, Everyone I know who has indulged in exercise has either died
early or been injured. Mind you, pedal powered organ donors are a great
spare parts resource.
Did I ever tell you about the cyclist my daughter attended who had 'de
gloved' his penis?
Just how is that possible on a bicycle?
Hmm, the mind boggles.
Probably those idiots that use saddles as narrow as their stupid wheels. No wonder they fall off.
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Health and Safety Officer required to start ASAP, circa £35K:
Your main duties will include:
Hampering other staff and preventing them from carrying on with their duties.
Handing out huge quantities of pointless paperwork consuming approx 1 rainforest per year.
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