On Thu, 21 Aug 2014 12:06:53 -0700 (PDT), Higgs Boson
wrote:

Salesman DID say very specifically that for $179 a year, they would take care of ANYTHING -- I emphasize ANYTHING


ANYTHING?! Are you sure he was only talking about Avast? Is there a
twelve-year-old in your neighborhood? He might help just for the
experience. Depends on what "anything" means. Maybe he won't.
Unless you provide three paper bags.