On 08/20/2014 04:59 PM, Oren wrote:
On Wed, 20 Aug 2014 16:50:46 -0700, Todd wrote:


Dear Sir/Madam/Unknown Higgs,

We are addressing a she.

Hi Oren,

I was wondering as she laments not having her son's
22 to shoot critters.

I noticed she won't answer you when you ask a simple,
innocuous question. And never says thank you or acknowledges
your help either. Quite anti-social at times.

Of course, I did bust her chops on the global warming
fraud and on not being a good Jew (thou shalt not murder).
I think her religion is Liberalism not Judaism anyway.


It is time for you to bite the bullet and call in
a professional. Ask around your neighborhood for
referrals. Geek Squad are not professionals. They
are High Skol students with two weeks training.

She can buy a used typewriter? A used memory typewriter?

iPad (toy computer) would be wonderful for her.

-T

You will love this from the gardening group:

On 08/18/2014 08:48 AM, Higgs Boson wrote:
I AM NOT OREN!!! IN FACT, YOU MIGHT CALL ME THE 'ANTI-OREN" !!!!!

Made me chuckle.