On Wed, 13 Aug 2014 09:59:43 -0700 (PDT), Higgs Boson
wrote:

Choices: Rent a cage. Buy a cage. Put up with cat door problem. Other?

Shoot the *******. Gut and clean it, wrap two potatoes in foil and
stuff it. Bake at 375° F for an hour. Remove potatoes, throw the coon
out in the yard for the dogs.

Can't wait to help you with your next crisis.