"Bob F" wrote in message
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wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 10:00:42 -0400, Stormin Mormon
wrote:

To celebrate Independence Day, I'm going to a couple service calls,
to pay my overwhelming debt. I'll drive my NYS inspected, EPA
approved vehicle. Complying with the speed limits, and sobriety
levels. I'll signal all my turns, and obey the traffic signs and
signals. I started this morning with my medicine, purchased at
government approved pharmacy, and meets FDA standards. I'll stop on
the way to buy gasoline with mandated 10% ethanol, and hope it
doesn't clog my EPA mandated catalytic converter. I'll remember to
slow down and merge over, if I see any police with vehicles pulled
over. And wear my NYS mandated seat belt. Cheerfully stop and chat
with the police at the road side check points. Before I go, I ought
to check and see if all my NYS mandated signal and headlight bulbs
are working. I'll probably go to a government approved fireworks
show, tonight, as personally owned fireworks are illegal. I'll be
sure to be unarmed, as I don't have government permission to own a
handgun. Will bring my government approved cell phone, which
complies with FCC parts and regulations, in case I get mugged, and
need to call for a government employed policeman with a gun, to deal
with the criminal who is illegally carrying unlicensed handgun.
Might buy some FDA approved groceries on the way home, using US
government issued dollars and coins. We sure are blessed to live in
a free nation.
You can always stay home, not driving on government supplied roads -
which would be even less safe without government enforced safety
rules, and suffer through any ailments , treating them with
questionable remedies supplied by unqualified witch-doctors.When you
did decide to drive your off-road vehicle the fuel (totally
unregulated) may or may not be of sufficient quality to run the
engine, and the un-regulated engine would puke out nasty stinky
exhaust, causing you to cough your lungs out and go looking for the
witch doctor again. Instead of being pulled over for a road check by a
friendly police officer you would be pulled over by a highwayman and
relieved of anything of value you may be carrying - and be shot by him
if you attempted to resist using your unregulated gun, because he'll
shoot first and ask questions later, assuming you would do the same if
you had the chance. When you needed to use your unregulated cell
phone to call the mobster you pay protection to, you would not be able
to get through because someone was using the uncontrolled frequency to
transmit some other signal, or interference from some other
unregulated device was interfering. On the way home you would pick up
food of indeterminate quality, possibly contaminated with toxins or
disease because there is no inspection process, and no rules against
selling deadfall animals for human consumption. And you would need to
figure out some way to compensate the seller with some "currency"
acceptable to the supplier and available to you - perhaps the comfort
of your wife for the night.


You Damned well ARE blessed to live in a "free nation"

+10

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Name one thing an American can do that is not
in some way taxed or regulated.