To celebrate Independence Day, I'm going to a couple service calls, to
pay my overwhelming debt. I'll drive my NYS inspected, EPA approved
vehicle. Complying with the speed limits, and sobriety levels. I'll
signal all my turns, and obey the traffic signs and signals. I started
this morning with my medicine, purchased at government approved
pharmacy, and meets FDA standards. I'll stop on the way to buy gasoline
with mandated 10% ethanol, and hope it doesn't clog my EPA mandated
catalytic converter. I'll remember to slow down and merge over, if I see
any police with vehicles pulled over. And wear my NYS mandated seat
belt. Cheerfully stop and chat with the police at the road side check
points. Before I go, I ought to check and see if all my NYS mandated
signal and headlight bulbs are working. I'll probably go to a government
approved fireworks show, tonight, as personally owned fireworks are
illegal. I'll be sure to be unarmed, as I don't have government
permission to own a handgun. Will bring my government approved cell
phone, which complies with FCC parts and regulations, in case I get
mugged, and need to call for a government employed policeman with a gun,
to deal with the criminal who is illegally carrying unlicensed handgun.
Might buy some FDA approved groceries on the way home, using US
government issued dollars and coins. We sure are blessed to live in a
free nation.

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Christopher A. Young
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