I saw the subject "wood dye" and just couldn't help it, so sue me.

A fellow lost an eye in an accident, and was fitted with an eye made of
wood. (This makes the joke on topic.)

He became very self-conscious and something of a recluse. A friend
finally convinced him to try socializing again, so he went to a local
dance, but he stood back in the shadows while the fun passed him by.
Finally he noticed a pretty girl sitting alone and looking forlorn..
Looking closer, he saw that she had lost a leg and had an artificial one
to walk with. He thought to himself, "Since she's handicapped too,
maybe she'd dance with me."

So, screwing up his courage, he approached her and hesitantly asked her
if she would like to dance.

She looked up at him with a grateful smile and exclaimed, "Would I!
Would I!"

So he pointed his finger and shouted back, "Peg leg! Peg leg!"