On Sun, 22 Jun 2014 17:43:09 -0400, Stormin Mormon
wrote:

In the seventies, someone broke in and stole
my color TV. Last night, I came home to find
someone had broken in and crammed in 45 or so
analog televisions into my trailer.

When you go out at all hours, leave a note for them to put wheels on
your trailer house. You could then haul the televisions around.