"Ignoramus5418" wrote in message
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Upset with his continued virginity, young man boards his luxury BMW
and goes on a shooting and stabbing rampage.

The consolation here is that his family "is staunchly anti-gun".

http://nypost.com/2014/05/24/drive-b...santa-barbara/

I am thinking, that the shooter must have been a real certifiable
nutcase. He has decent looks and a BMW, so his mental condition must
be why he remained a virgin. Kind of reminds me of a certain precision
machinist, who also hates guns and is a virgin for several more
reasons.

A) I happen to own several guns.

B) You are a ****ing ignoramous.