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Default Anti-gun virgin in a BMW goes on a shooting rampage

On 5/25/2014 1:09 AM, Larry Jaques wrote:
On Sat, 24 May 2014 23:33:11 -0500, Ignoramus5418
wrote:

Upset with his continued virginity, young man boards his luxury BMW
and goes on a shooting and stabbing rampage.

The consolation here is that his family "is staunchly anti-gun".


Yeah, he's certainly a certifiable Liberal, coming from that family
and judging by his actions.


http://nypost.com/2014/05/24/drive-b...santa-barbara/

I am thinking, that the shooter must have been a real certifiable
nutcase. He has decent looks and a BMW, so his mental condition must
be why he remained a virgin.


No kidding!


I could be the BMW, he might have been looking at repair estimates.



Kind of reminds me of a certain precision
machinist, who also hates guns and is a virgin for several more
reasons.


titter


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