On Mon, 12 May 2014 21:57:46 +0100, ARW wrote:

"Vir Campestris" wrote in message
o.uk...
On 12/05/2014 00:56, Uncle Peter wrote:
I also have the sense to park so the side with the flat is not right on
the ****ing road!

Let me see you do that on the M25. With a right-side flat of course.


Can we do the left and right concept later? He has yet to master the arse
and elbow bit.

I realise that a hard shoulder is wider than a car, and that you can put the car on the verge.

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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.