On Thu, 08 May 2014 22:06:55 +0100, Ian Field wrote:



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On Thu, 08 May 2014 21:12:14 +0100, Ian Field
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"Uncle Peter" wrote in message
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UR not even a hairy bottom - more like the "lilly white ass" that
rappers
sing about.

The more body hair you have the closer you are to a gorilla.

That's OK - you're a red-arsed monkey.

Stop backpedalling.

There are various monkeys with bald arses - you could be any one of them.

I said body not arse. Why do you always focus on the arse?

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Where would we be without rhetorical questions?