"Uncle Peter" wrote in message
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On Thu, 08 May 2014 20:28:03 +0100, Ian Field
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"Uncle Peter" wrote in message
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On Thu, 08 May 2014 17:47:49 +0100, Ian Field
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"Uncle Peter" wrote in message
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On 8/05/2014 6:51 AM, Ian Field wrote:


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And you would know .... how, Ian?? ;-)

Ian mentions bums in every other post.

URA bum - in both senses of the word.

Stop fantasising.

UR not even a hairy bottom - more like the "lilly white ass" that rappers
sing about.

The more body hair you have the closer you are to a gorilla.

That's OK - you're a red-arsed monkey.