On Thu, 08 May 2014 12:15:20 +0100, Daniel wrote:

On 8/05/2014 6:51 AM, Ian Field wrote:


"Uncle Peter" wrote in message

Snip

[screws up nose]

The best cure for wrinkles is; stick your head up a cow's arse.

And you would know .... how, Ian?? ;-)

Ian mentions bums in every other post.

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