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The Daring Dufas wrote:

On 5/6/2014 1:48 PM, Malcom "Mal" Reynolds wrote:
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On 5/5/2014 6:43 PM, Malcom "Mal" Reynolds wrote:
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On 5/5/2014 2:02 PM, Malcom "Mal" Reynolds wrote:
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On 5/4/2014 6:54 PM, Malcom "Mal" Reynolds wrote:
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Dufas wrote:

On 5/4/2014 1:36 PM, Malcom "Mal" Reynolds wrote:
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On 5/3/2014 8:32 PM, Malcom "Mal" Reynolds wrote:
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On 5/2/2014 1:35 PM, Malcom "Mal" Reynolds
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On 5/1/2014 11:02 PM, Malcom "Mal" Reynolds
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The Daring Dufas

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On 5/1/2014 7:10 PM, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 1 May 2014 06:30:01 +0200,
nestork

wrote:


Any time that money is invested in
research there are benefits. With
NASA, the most obvious spinoff is
cordless power tools.

But, just consider all of the
technological spin offs of the
Second World War: 1. radar and
sonar 2. the jet engine for
aircraft 3. rockets and rocketry 4.
nuclear reactors and nuclear
propulsion for ships 5. Plastic
Laminates (like Formica)

The most obvious spin off is that
America left transport vehicles on
the surface. None have rusted yet! -
I think.

A guy in congress thinks that Guam
will tilt over in the ocean and
collapse. He was worried about troops
landing on the island.

Well, the ultimate consequence of
Affirmative Action is in The White
House now and those who pay attention
to the damage done and being done to
The United States are horrified about
it and frustrated that it seems nothing
can be done to stop the destruction.
o_O

TDD

I thought affirmative action was the
reason shrub got into Harvard

Affirmative Action is only for female and
minority shrubs. ^_^

TDD

so the shrub is a transsexual? cool

Where do you take your transsexual to get it
serviced? Do you take it to the dealer or to
AAMCO? ^_^

TDD

why it goes to your local whorehouse...so keep
your children home

Thanks! I'll have to warn my friends and relatives
who have children. ^_^

TDD

you have friends?

Two or three.

you can't tell?

How many do you have? ^_^

lots more

TDD

I'm happy for you but it must be difficult remembering
which lie you told to which friend. ^_^

TDD

I see you solved that problem by keeping your friends to a
minimum

Actually, I don't lie. Perhaps that's why I don't have all of
the imaginary friends you have? ^_^

TDD

it's not because "you don't lie" that you don't have so many
friends, it's because you are just unlikeable.

Who doesn't like me Malcom? Do you have a list? I want to know who
they are so I can say mean things about them. ^_^

TDD


they don't like you because you've already said mean things to/about
them

OK Malcom, you're right, I must apologize to all the needle dick, limp
wristed, cum gargling, butt ****ing Leprechauns I may have written
anything mean about.


is that any way to talk about your husband?


I apologize to all you penis heads out there on
Usenet. Ya see Malcom, I did it! Now I must find more mean things to
write because apologizing feels so good. ^_^

TDD


apologizing to oneself is hardly an apology