On Tue, 06 May 2014 14:19:39 -0500, philo* wrote:

Now if there was an electronic ass wiper...


I'm not going to Google but I am sure there is one.

Don't be so bashful...

http://www.wastesomecash.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/e/l/electric-toilet-paper.jpg