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On 5/3/2014 8:34 PM, Malcom "Mal" Reynolds wrote:
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On 5/2/2014 1:35 PM, Malcom "Mal" Reynolds wrote:
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On 5/1/2014 11:03 PM, Malcom "Mal" Reynolds wrote:
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On 5/1/2014 6:45 PM, Tekkie® wrote:
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And I know how to SNIP

I try to consume one virgin a week. It helps with
flexibility. ^_^


Wouldn't a space gymnast be better. Maybe she could tie
you into knots and then you would be a space knot!

I've had some girlfriends who were ballerinas but they walk
funny. I knew one cute gal who could scratch her nose with
her big toe. ^_^

TDD

was she a labrador or a manx?

No, they were human dancers but my Rotthuahua, Sandy, can lick
her butt when she's not chasing squirrels. She's actually a Red
Deer Head Chihuahua who thinks she's a Rottweiler but at 11
pounds, the only part of your body she could chew on, would be
your pinky toe. ^_^

TDD

I didn't know you frequented canine strip clubs

You should see Sandy stretch, it's like watching one of those gals
in the leotards exercising to music. ^_^

TDD

what good are leotards for a stripper?

The leotards cover up all the wrinkles on the fat ones I like so much. ^_^

TDD

what good is that?