On 4/24/2014 1:43 PM, Leon wrote:
On 4/24/2014 12:34 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 24 Apr 2014 13:12:22 -0400, "Lee Michaels"
Idiot Alarm Solution: A small radar device would be activated when
backing
up. If somebody were to step in front of a backwards moving vehicle, a
sharp, piercing alarm would go off. Ideally loud enough to cause severe
pain and discomfort.

Hell, don't you think it should be called Darwin's radar device? When
it detects someone walking behind the car, a sharp, piercing alarm
goes off and the driver unintentionally stomps on the gas pedal. The
car speeds in reverse and removes the idiot behind the car from the
human gene pool.



Now that is all mean! The device should detect the idiot. Then it
triggers your deck lid to open and out pops a telescoping 4 fingered
hand that places a Dunces hat on the offender and another telescoping
feature with a boot to kick him across the parking lot.

Add to that the optional sound effects heard on cartoons 50 years ago.

The sounds from Roadrunner and Wiley Coyote come to mind.

If you were in a parking lot at night you would swear you were at the
drive in theater.


;~)
+1

--
Jeff