Two tall trees are standing in the woods when a young tree begins to grow
between them.
One tall tree says to the other tall tree "Is that a son of a Beech or a son
of a Birch?"
The other tall tree shakes it's branches and says " I don't know"
A while later a Woodpecker lands on the small tree.
One of the tall trees says "Hey, you, Mr Woodpecker. You know trees. Is that
small tree
a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?"
The Woodpecker takes a nibble of the small tree and says
" It's neither. That small tree is the best bit of Ash I've ever had my
pecker in"

God Bless,
Al Kyder