On 4/13/2014 12:28 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
On 4/12/2014 11:13 PM, bob haller wrote:
WD40 is NOT a lubricant, it gets gooey over time....... and might be
the cause of things getting stiff


According to the WSD-40 company it is a lubricant

According to Confucious, Aristotle, and the Bible,
WD-40 is a short acting lubricant.

Confucious Say man who need to use WD-40 need to
use short straw.

After consulting with the Greek God Homerepairus,
it has been revealed to me that WD-40 is a short
acting lubricant which is not suitable for sewing
machines or electric fans.
Aristotle

And it came to pass that Stumped Moron did need a
lubricant for his equipment. And it came to pass
that he arose early in the morning to use WD-40
because the LORD had revealed it would be short
acting and gum up.
Handyman 4:31

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