nestork wrote:
Today, Monday, April 7th, an election was held in the
Province of
Quebec to elect a new government.


One day, two Canadian friends were walking along the beach
and happened
upon the famous "genie in a bottle". Upon rubbing the
bottle, the Genie
pops out and says.."Since both of you were rubbing the
bottle and let me
free, I will grant each one of you one wish!"

Now, being from Quebec, the first one tells the Genie that
he wants the
province of Quebec separated and that a big wall a mile high
should be
built around it. "Poof!" and the guy disappears and his wish
granted.

"What is your wish?" the Genie asks the second Canadian.

After a few seconds the guy says "Can you fill that wall
with water?"