On Mon, 17 Mar 2014 23:40:39 -0000, Cursitor Doom wrote:

On Mon, 17 Mar 2014 01:06:29 -0000, "Uncle Peter" wrote:

http://youtu.be/zzkffGt0wNw

Can anyone explain the big ones near the end?

Dunno. But I'll bet the owner of that oven is a bachelor.

He might own two ovens.

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A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.
Paddy ordered a whisky.
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.
He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!"
Paddy handed his drink back and said
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"